EP 2424 - Men's Stupid Profile Names

In this episode, Teresa Conway dives into the impact of men’s online dating profile names and how they can make or break first impressions with women. Teresa discusses why overly sexual names like "Mr69" and "PussyLicker222" are a huge turn-off, why maturity matters, and how men can improve their chances of attracting women by making better choices with their usernames.

Episode Highlights:

• Sexualized profile names send the wrong message: They signal immaturity and lack of respect.
• Real examples of bad names and why they fail:
  • "PussyLicker222222" – Overcompensating for other issues.
  • "WellHung8969" – Leads to neck pain, not romance.
  • "BlueEyedGuy69" – Could have been great without the 69.
• First impressions matter: Your profile name can either attract or instantly turn women away.
• Advice on creating better profile names: Be clever or neutral—avoid high school humor.

Key Takeaways:

• Avoid sexualized usernames; they show disrespect and immaturity.
• First impressions are everything; a thoughtful or neutral name gives you the upper hand.

Quotable:

"Your profile name is your first impression. A bad one will guarantee no one opens your profile."

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